Past Reviews for "Teds Place - Fulham"
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, February 16, 2012)
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Have now been going to TEDS for 2 years, and can honestly say have had a great time on all occasions, its like a home away from home, with sexy extras!! Ted is a very freindly and genourous host, with a great sense of humour, so give it a try if you have never been and ignore the very seldom negative remarks. |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, February 16, 2012)
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Lovely Friendly Club, Ted Always Makes New Girls & Admirers Welcome and Different Lovely Atmosphere Every week!! The Best Trannie Club In Town!!!!
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, February 2, 2012)
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i popped in last min as i was working late and thought why not really glad i went, had another good time, did not get there till 11.30 as it took me ages to get my long nails done. |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 29, 2011)
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THis was one of the best nights at teds. Really busy but not as packed as Xmas party. I was there till 3am. where did the time go!!
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, February 9, 2012)
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I have been going to Teds place quite a bit for the past 6 months whilst I have been working in London. This visit was my last for a while, as my job in London is now complete. I had a really good night, and as usual it was very friendly with the usual mix of people. Where else would people earning £500000 a year be chatting to guys on minimum wage?! I was there until the end for the first time, as I did not have work in the morning. As usual it didnt really get busy untill midnight. I met a few people and enjoyed myself. Nobody judges, everybody just has fun. Now, somebody (you know who you are) on chix had a go at me for writing in a previous review that there were many escorts that go to Teds. I still stand by that, as there are. I am not going to change my review, and I am not going to lie. This Thursday night was no different. About 80% of the girls there were escorts. Although they were working girls, most, if not all, come to Teds for a night off, and are not "looking for business" unless the opportunity presents itself. They are also all friendly and willing to chat to you (as long as you make it clear your not looking to pay, or maybe you are?). Do not let the fact escorts go here put you off, as it is a nice friendly place, drinks are cheap (for London), staff friendly, everyone is friendly. One gripe....the toilets were freezing cold! Doesnt do a mans "ego" any good, haha. All in all, from my past 6 months, I would tell anyone to go and try Teds, more than once though. I was shitting myself the first time I went, and I wasnt too sure, but the more you go the more you will enjoy it. Some nights it is quiet, but others it it great. I will definatley be back at Teds. |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Sunday, February 5, 2012)
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it was very dead...nothing going on im afraid possiblt the weather very cold
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Teds Place - Fulham (Sunday, January 29, 2012)
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I always enjoy going to Ted's Place. Had a great time on Sunday. Enjoyed chatting to a guy called Justin (?) and made a new friedn called Rebecca. |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, January 26, 2012)
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This is a really friendly place where everyone enjoys themselves. Contrary to what someone wrote below, there are few if any girls working as escorts - we regular girls are insulted by this and reckless reviews like that could damage reputations for all concerned x
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 29, 2011)
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Brilliant Ngt At A Wonderfull Friendly Trannie Venue with Plenty Of Girls & Admirers!!! Ted is a Lovely Owner Host who Always makes New Visitors Ver Welcome, Cant Wait4 The New Year4 More Teds Place Party Time!!!!!
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 15, 2011)
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Teds Place is always an asset when I'm in London. I miss those places here in Germany soooooo much...!! |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 22, 2011)
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Teds Place is a Lovely Friendly Club For Both Trannies & Admirers, the Atmosphere is Cool the Staff are Nice & Ted is a Super Host, Always Have a Brill Ngt There!!!
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 15, 2011)
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To put it in a nutshell TEDS is tops BABES!! was i that pissed or did anyone else see the mysterious man with the long white beard reading the guardian with a torch pen?? is he the GHOST OF XMAS PAST, the MAN FROM PLANET X, the reincarnation of RIP VAN WINKLE, or SANTAS LITTLE HELPER, who got lost on his way to the north pole?? to those who dislike TEDS toilets I think there great so sleazy and decadent, why there are even pinapple chunks to eat in the mens urinals, THE MAN FROM DEL MONTE says YES, LOL. |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 15, 2011)
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FANTASTIC FRIENDLY VENUE I LOVE IT!!!
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Teds Place - Fulham (Thursday, December 15, 2011)
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Hi Racheal here x. Here's my account of Ted's Christmas Party from a very personal perspective. I won't be naming friends or people I met that night for privacy reasons, I'm sure you will understand. Hope you like it. I'd not visited Ted's for over two years, so the prospect of going down to the 'smoke' after so long had the butterflys fluttering in my tummy, but from sheer excitement rather than trepidation. The massively anticipated day arrived which meant the ritualistic trudge down to Chesterfield railway station with my wardrobe on wheels. I'd been buying stuff over the preceeding weeks, such as another pair of 4" heels (like I really needed another pair of those lol), stockings, knickers and various make-up items. The weather forecast had been particularly depressing over the past week, promising a massive storm on the evening of Ted's party, with snow, hail and rain. I honest didn't care, wierd really. I've been dressing lots over a number of years but the urge just recently has been so strong, it's been hard to focus on much else. The prospect of getting out and about on a new(ish) stage was so irresistable, I couldn't wait. Anyhow, the journey into London was pretty uneventful. I ate on the train and eventually arrived at St Pancras International at around 1:30pm. Just time enough to hop on a tube to reach my Hotel (The Beaver, Philbeach Gardens) for around 2:15. I didn't waste any time getting my stuff unpacked and went in search of the bathroom. Trouble is, it was right down the hallway and down a flight of stairs, a bigger treck than I'd anticipated just dressed in a towel. As it turned out, the hotel was relatively quiet that day, so no scary encounters to report. I'd booked a taxi to Ted's for around 8pm which meant just over 5 hours to get ready. What joy! Nothing like pampering and dressing up in stuff that I'd not tried on in years. I'm currently getting quite a taste for the S&M and bondage scene (especially), using sex toys and other stuff too weird to mention here. So, obeying my urge to prepare the way for anything long and firm which might come my way during the course of the evening, I inserted the biggest butt plug I could find into my bottom and set about getting smooth. Really appropriate timing as I was listening to London Smooth on the radio playing wall to wall Christmas numbers lol. I'd decided to wear a one piece short leopard skin pattern minidress, with black stockings, sensible 2" heels and my pervy elbow lengh PVC gloves. Make-up went well (practice really does make perfect) apart from a minor disaster with the lipstick. A few cotton buds later, I was chomping at the bit to get out the door. Before I knew it, 8pm came around. The phone call came from reception at 7:58 announcing the arrival of my taxi. I made it down to reception in a couple of minutes flat, only to meet another pretty T-girl also en-route to Ted's party. I asked if she wanted to share the taxi, but she was meeting another friend and thought it was a tad on the early side for Ted's, which was true enough going on previous visits. After promising to meet up and have a chat later, I braved the freezing cold night air to find the taxi just a short walk away. The cab was an expensive looking private car (Merc I think) with an asian guy behind the wheel. Immediately, alarm bells started to ring about how much this was going to cost. I asked the guy, knowing that the Beaver receptionist had told me between 5-10 UKP earlier in the day. When the driver said 15UKP, I was gobsmacked and just a little angry. After telling him about the earlier telephone quote, he reluctantly agreed on 10UKP - rip off merchant or what! Don't use the Beaver Hotel's preferred taxi cabs, they cost LOTS! Anyhow, I hopped out of the car and skipped (I was wearing flatty(ish) shoes for confort) around the corner to Teds, which had not changed a bit from the outside since I last clapped eyes on it. I paid the entry fee, hung up my coat and trotted down the steep stairs into the cosy dark basement lair which is Ted's Place. I was about the 4th or 5th person to arrive and was so impressed by the heaps of food Ted had prepared. As a rule, I don't usually eat much when I'm out dressed. Tends to disagree with my make-up and gets my PVC gloves all sticky and just a bit smelly. So, resisting the food I went off to powder my nose and rediscover Ted's delightful toilets, which hadn't changed a bit either. A long black painted corridor with alcoves to the immediate left (ladies) and at the end of the corridor (gents). There was a stool just inside the door with a large bowl full of condoms. A sign of things to come perhaps? After touching up my lippy, I made my way to the bar to find a couple of bar seats. Two of only four seats in the place infact. There I met a lovely girl who wasn't a regular dresser, preferring to attend other non Trannie nights at Ted's, but she had put on a frock and wig just for the hell of it that night. She looked pretty good too. Trouble is, she'd fallen into the 'high heels' trap with feet already so painful that she was having trouble even walking to the loo and back. I'm sure she dumped the shoes soon after in favour of padding around in stocking feet for the remainder of the evening. By around 9:30, the place was starting to fill up fast. Initially there was a large imbalance between girls / tgirls (20%) and guys (80%), which I didn't mind a bit. I ended up talking to so many realy nice people early on in the evening, that they are truly too many to mention without making this review too much like a novel lol. Drinking Ted's cans of Fosters (with a pink straw of course), I was starting to feel all glowy inside and just a bit adventurous. That's when I met (lets call him Harry) from the USA, who was a short guy complete with Las Vagas cap who was introducing himself to every girl in sight. We (Harry and various other tall girls) had our pictures taken in various poses. Even the offical Ted's Place camera guy came around and started taking shots of various people. At that time I met up with two nice friendly Tgirls which I stayed with more or less for the remainder of the evening. Being from north of Watford (like me) we all got on very well indeed. One even suggested that we meet up in th Manchester Village some time early in the new year. Sounded a fabulous idea to me, hope she keeps in touch. Several more drinks, dances and snogs with varous guys and Tgirls later, I returned to the bar to find my earlier seat occupied by a really sexy dom Tgirl, complete with tgirl and male slave in attendance. The shaven headed guy was wearing a kind of leather jumpsuit with various attached chains and clamps of one sort or another. The Tgirl was from mainland Europe and clearly into the rubber scene. I was instantly turned on by her (my subbyness coming to the fore again), the wierd thing being that the attraction felt so natural and comfortable. I loved being near her somehow. We kissed and I manhandled her male slave for a while (he seemed to enjoy what I was doing) but slowly one by one people started to leave at it was getting late. Before we knew it, Ted had turned on the club lights and was politely asking folk to leave at it had just turned 3am! As I was starting to think about getting my coat, a couple of guys one asian who had bought me a few drinks earlier and a large black guy who I'd been snogging on and off all evening approached. The much bigger black guy grabbed me by the arm and asked if I wanted to go somewhere private. As it turned out, this guy (lets call him Albert) had a rather classy tall blonde woman with him, which turned out to be his wife. She had a car conveniently parked just outside. The drink had clearly lowered my inhibitions to the point that I didn't really mind being taken in hand by this black guy (subbiness taking over again) and I'd never been in a 'couple situation' before, so I agreed to go along with Albert who appeared to be on a mission. Somehow, the small American bloke Harry managed to come along too and in a blink of an eye, we were cruising around Fulham looking for the Beaver Hotel. It took a while to find the way back, but eventually all four of us tumbled into my tiny hotel room with its single bed and tiny sink. Albert was unbelivably well built and definitely the alpha male type. His wife was only to pleased to go along with what was happening to keep him happy. Albert was into multiple partners giving and recieving varous flavours of sex all at once. He was also very much into Tgirls as well as real girls. Me, Harry, Albert and his wife spent the next two hours in various positions doing unmentionable things to each other until around 5:30. At which time Albert's wife wanted to head off as she was tired and had work in around 3 hours time. I was pleased to have the chance at snatching a couple of hours before getting up at 7:30am. Harry couldn't remember the name of the hotel he was staying in or even the road that it was on, so maybe he's still wandering the streets of Fulham today trying to find his way home. He did leave me with an unexpected present though, a large love bite on my shoulder which I'm having to take great care in hiding from those back home. Needless to say a great GREAT night out at Ted's Place. Although on this occasion it was Ted's Christmas do, if just a fraction of the lovely Ted's Place folk turn up when you visit next, you are in for a good time. A well recommended night out for most Tgirl tastes :). Lots of Love Racheal Collins xxxx |
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Teds Place - Fulham (Sunday, December 11, 2011)
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great place
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