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LOOKING FOR A DATE FOR AN EVENT IN JULY. IF YOUVE GOT HUGE BOOBS AND A CEACKING ARSE ENQUIRE WITHIN
Holder of best cuppa award 07-13, 15-21. Will make you the most perfect scrambled eggs for breakfast. Can also do a decent roast, great tiramisu, and more!
Within the first few notes, are you hoping for ice ice baby, or under pressure?
Bonus: sweet home alabama, or werewolves of London?
*Roll up, roll up, see the single man! Stare and gawp and goggle as he performs fantastic deeds of overwhelming mediocrity with alarming alacrity!*
**GASP** as he proves himself capable by cooking, cleaning, and leaving the seat down after he pees.
**LAUGH** as he manages to trip over something really small for the fifteenth time because somehow he's both clumsy and forgetful.
**APPLAUD** as he successfully pulls off one of his party tricks, such as juggling, origami, 'mind reading', and sleight of hand.
**GROAN** as he subjects you to yet more incredibly bad jokes and puns.
**MOAN** as he somehow manages to forget yet another semi-important thing despite having total recall of all kinds of random trivia and what he did on holiday in 1997.
**ROLL** your eyes as he probably tells you one of his many stories YET AGAIN in some slightly different way to before.
**HUMOUR** him as he shares yet another one of his favourite movies (probably- but not necessarily- old, probably comedy, fantasy, sci-fi, rom-com, or maybe even a musical), or one of his favourite songs (probably classic pop[60s,70s,80s,90s], classic rock, classical, a golden oldie, or jazz, swing, blues), or one of his favourite books (in genres such as fantasy, horror, crime, thriller, mystery, from authors such as Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, Michael Robotham, Jim Butcher, and many, many more)
**MARVEL** and DC are just two of the comic book companies he enjoys.
**SIGH** as he gets overly enthusiastic about something you might not even be bothered about too much, such as some new videogame, something he saw online, or the really fat pigeon he saw in the park for the third time this week.
**ASK** him about things like how he'd be a really good literal partner in crime, or the time he legit got stuck up a tree and had to have a fireman help him down, or the time he got repeatedly catfished by the same person.
**DECIDE** to send him a message having read this amazing profile
**SERIOUSLY**, now, what have you got to lose?
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