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Janefondla

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Last Visited:     06 July, 2024
Registered:     05 February, 2022
Location:     Worksop, Derbyshire, England


 



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Crossdresser

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General / Everyday wear


50+ Yr old, closet cross dresser happily married with an understanding and tolerant wife.. (don't know how I managed it) 5'4 and a little overweight. I just want to be able to talk dresses/ makeup.. girlie stuff.. grew up in the 80s, wasn't a good time for tvs.. I help out in a charity shop when I get chance ( it's a great source of clothes/shoes and handbags. ). Spent last Christmas eve in the shop as Mrs Christmas.. was one of my best days . Size 14. Or 16 (skirts /dresses). Shoe size
6.
Would really love some help or advice with makeup/ hair removal and where to get decent hips,n tits. . there is so much rubbish on the net.
... oh dear.. not enough info for the site..OK.. balding ( what is left is grey) love a decent wig..( again , would love any advice). Blue eyes.. got a nice pair of legs,(ive been told, Christmas eve again). I love a nice pair of heels..

In primary school , I never played in the dressing up box, cos I was always worried about what my peers thought.. ( actually, only realised that with hindsight)
At about 12/ 13 ish, I found a girls school swimming costume.. ( I hid it as well as a spotty teenager could).. bathing and showering got more interesting after that.. At 17ish i moved in with my sister who was an. "Ann summers rep"... HALLELUJAH.. a private dressing up box. ( i think she suspected, cos that pair of knickers i hid under my mattress disappeared on wash day.)At 19 ( YES I know his is embarrassingly old ) I had my first proper wank. .. .. yeah I said it.... ( the very same pair of knickers, btw) until that moment I thought I may be in the wrong body.. BUT. At that instance, I knew that I didn't want to lose the little fella. Soon after I met my cougar ( 12 yrs my senior/ got kids) missus... she was aware of my issues early in our relationship ( though, I'm not sure whether she believed me).. but after 30somthing years together, and a daughter of our own, who is also aware of my issues.. ( youngsters are sooooo more excepting these days) we're still together.


Oh yeah ... I had a mullet in the 80s...... and I miss it terribly 😭


Interests..
I usually get interested in something just long enough to spend more money on it than I should..
Motorcycles.. got a Kwak at the moment ( really need to get it back on the road).
Photography..( I'm rubbish, just don't have the artistic eye)
Table top games.. ( battletech, wh40k, d and d, mtg. Poker)
Cooking. . . I'm self employed, so when things go quiet I get bored and gravitate to the kitchen.. ( currently it's cheesecake. But i do a pretty good chilli, or pasta carbonara. )
Live comedy.. seen a few stand up gigs, ( I like to laugh-- don't we all... and if you've read this far you've realised I deal with most things by trying to laugh at them..

Dislikes.
Tidying up.. gardening.. decorating....... all the things I should do more of..
Don't get me started about tv adverts.( that's adverts on TV, not about TV,s).
I'm gonna stop the dislikes now, cos we could be here all night ( and to be fair, they're really quite petty). Is grumpy old man the right phrase? Maybe grumpy old gran might be more accurate.

I also exxadgerate.. egsaag...Alsager... tell lies.. ( don't tell anyone, I'm only 5" 2)

I found out a few months ago, I can't do makeup... my glasses get in the way... if I take them off, at best I'm gonna look like Heath Ledger (joker, not knights tale)..

24,3,22.. update .
I've just had the courage ( last night, after a little drinky). To let the misses know that I have signed up to this forum... which is essentially a dating forum.( not that I'm using it that way!).... I'm still happily married !!!... after seeing my profile pics, she said..." yeah, ok" AND THAT WAS IT... three weeks of wasted worrying. (after 35 yrs together, I should have known better. )

26-3-22,,,
Eeerrr. .. .. forgot what I was gonna say..!I’ll get back to ya!

11 5 22
I've finally remembered
My favourite look was sissy maid.... but it didn't favour me... ( yeah that's it.... wasn't worth the wait ..)

Im also a tactile person... its all about the feel... feeeeeel.( .( I love the look of fishnets.. but sheer tights/ stockings are better.. ( I know I look a burke.. but you don't need a mirror to play with yourself).

I nearly wrote " not a pervert ".... but I am ... and proud..( probably gonna delete this bit after the weird DM I got recently)
04, 07. 22
Omg.. ( ooooh look at me using teenage technobabble) ffs( and again)..my guest book and profile has a revolving door today... ..
Thanks everyone... grinning and smiling like a smiley , grinny thing..

Try to avoid birthdays.. but today has been ( genuinely) the most important so far..

I've had more birthday greetings today than I had cards ( in all my school days put together)...
I think I might have another birthday later this year ( like the Queen)..

16,4,22.
Just added my first admirer... for the only reason that I have enjoyed talking with him... male admirers seem to get a raw deal here ( may be for a good reason) I love to chat( might be slow to reply).. but as long as you understand my profile.. I'll chat.. ( the trick maybe getting me to shut the f#£% up... 😆😆

22 7,22
Music
Quite eclectic.. not keen on motown( wedding reception music)opera ( nuff said) and jazz( otis crenshaw says jazz is the noise that a 5 piece blues band makes when they fall down a flight of stairs)..
that said there is always the exception to the rule.. ( river deep, mountain high, ...amongst a few others)
(Minnie the moocher .. again amongst blah blah blah).... errr.. errr yeah opera sucks( the music is OK.. .. until someone starts singing)
Always fall back on late 70s early 80s rock.. acdc.. led zep( particularly 3 and 4) big fan of ozzy.. revelation mother earth.. sato... dee..Mr Crawley..

23,7,22
I've just lost an admirer.... wonder if he/she/they were an opera lover?

25,7,22
Found an old pic of the mullet.. c1988ish...😭😭😭😭

8,9,22
I've had an epiphany..... I'm a deckhand ( spellchecker.. first and last letters are right)..I try to be serious on the forums... .. .. ... yknow the "demon on one shoulder.. angel on another.. I think the angel has either fallen to his death / fallen asleep.. or fallen foul of the demon.. either way... fallen Angel!!

1 ,11,22
Just got back from whitby goth weekend..only dressed on Saturday... ( only.. haha only)( f@cking amazing).. I'm on YouTube.. hehe. Split second..( just a face behind a parrot..... that's a phrase I never thought I'd say)... bring on April next year..
Tried makeup.. looked a buffoon..I need both lessons and contact lenses ( you can't put eyeliner on when everytime you take off your specks.. the world swims like a television flashback.)


Interests: Cross-dressing, Fetish clothing, Boots, Stockings / Suspenders, Online chat, Lingerie, Dressed nights out, Panties, Wigs, Erotic nights in, Full Makeup, I am Sub, In the Closet, High Heels, Will not meet, BDSM / Bondage, Mature, Corsets, Satin/Silk, Attached, Friendship, Photography, Movies / Cinema, Good Food / Wine, Music Festivals / Gigs, Comedy Clubs / Festivals, Holidays / Travel, Charity / Voluntary Work, Cosplay / Costumes, Dresses, Skirts, Chastity



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