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“I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin. But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to....................................Oh well”
Updated - 16/12/09
Dear Santa, I really have been a very very good gurl this year, and so if you can send me a gorgeous sexy tranny or couple, or even maybe a really nice older guy if there are any left, that would make me very happy.
Updated – 25/07/09
And yes.......just in case any of you were wondering......my bit of the planet STILL rocks......quite often as it happens......!!!.
Once again, this re-vamped profile is bought to you courtesy of Dimwit productions, and as CEO I take full responsibility for its' authenticity and accuracy..........or not, as the case may be!!
Hi there, I’m Jayne, a single, ‘on the shelf’ transvestite, and although I have apparently been in no danger of falling off, it seems I may be teetering on the brink. I might be described in polite circles as being mature, although somehow I feel that the description old slapper has a slightly more interesting ring to it. Being dazed and confused has somehow become a way of life for me as my body grows older and my mind gets younger. This is a common occurrence for many of us I am told……………….
I am out to my family and close friends, and therefore no longer completely in the closet. Actually, I am not entirely sure whether I ever had a closet. I seem to have a room filled with a lot of junk that is very difficult to enter without tripping over something......maybe that's it!
Having been fortunate enough to have made one or two remarkably good friends as a result of being a member of tvChix, I can say to those of you who may find yourselves becoming increasingly fed up with time-wasters and other wind-up artists, ya gotta persevere. There really are some very nice people out there, and if you are patient then you might just get lucky and find ‘em.
Right, where was I? Or for that matter….where am I? Ah yes, time to tell you a little more about me perhaps. I am around 5’9” when vertical (and in stocking-ed feet) or approximately 9” when horizontal, which is far and away more comfortable, and has the added bonus of negating any possibility of falling over. I have blue(ish) eyes and my hair is all my own, the colour of which may range from jet black to not quite so jet black to greying a little, all depending upon how long ago it was since I last dyed it. I seem to be able to fit into most things sized 12/14, and keep myself smooth all over, apart from my skin, which is wrinkled all over until I apply that polyfilla stuff or whatever it’s called, which more often than not I manage to do quite badly.
Next……what am I looking for? An extremely horny, rich and generous ageing m or f admirer or domme tv, preferably with a guide dog (I like dogs!) and a white stick..........so if you`re reading this hun.....!!
In the absence of tripping over the aforementioned admirer, (or his/her stick) my body and my bed are, for the time being at least, still available from time to time for the satisfying of lust and base desire.
I welcome contact from anyone who is able to string a sentence together, and whilst almost all other tgirls (or couples) of whatever age or persuasion will always be welcome, single guys should be mature (in mind and body) and experienced…..beginners classes were a long time ago for me and I have no wish to re-visit them. It may also help if you have either (a) failing eyesight, or (b) the ability to hallucinate on demand. I prefer to accommodate here at my flat (although I may occasionally travel - ) and for the more adventurous amongst you (or those who may be travelling some distance) then overnight liaisons are not excluded. However, pain inducing and toiletry activities are!! I’m usually quite happy to screw on the first date just in case it turns out to be the last date too, which almost without exception it does!
Other stuff that you may not be the slightest bit interested in might include………I do not own a television, (I have found much more interesting and satisfying ways to spend my time) - I play guitar badly, and I am quite happy to teach anyone else to do the same. (I can turn you from an absolute beginner to absolutely crap in less than a month) - I can’t cook, (so I don’t eat) - I do smoke, (well…….more smoulder actually) but never in the company of those who find it offensive – I do drink (usually prior to becoming unconscious) – and I speak three languages (English, Gibberish, and Rubbish) - UPDATE - 6-12-08 - Actually I now DO own a television again - but I'm trying really hard not to watch it too much....Lol.
And finally…….if you’re an honest, genuine, and upfront kinda person then……..well……..maybe we’ll get along. If you’re not………it ain’t gonna happen for us!!
And finally finally.....I used to get quite fed up of being alone........then I discovered 'imaginary' friends...
Interests:
Cross-dressing, Stockings / Suspenders, Sex, Lingerie, Groups, Couples, Panties, Erotic nights in, Admirers / men, Other TGirls, Full Makeup, High Heels, Evenings, Weekends, Can Accommodate, Mature, Role Play, Experienced, Micro/Mini skirts, Relationship (casual), Females, Single/Unattached
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