Well hello boys; thank you for visiting the page of the ever-obliging 'Tart With a Heart'. Beware this page is filled with sex and mischief!!
Last STD Tests -4 April 2024- all Negative
Last Covid Test - 21 August 2023 - Negative
5th Covid Vaccination - 10th October 2023
Monkeypox Vaccination - 28 Sept 2022
v Stats 45-33-39
My health is again an issue and I am part-way through some major dental treatment. Consequently I shall be off the "scene" for quite some time from May 2024
For those of you who wish to use my facilities, examine my artefacts and sail up my Inside Passage the bad news is that I had a further operation on 1 August 2023 (My 4th in 6 years) and I only retuned to the clubbing scene in November 2023.
When Lockdown ended I had over 85 guys on a "Waiting List" wanting to Fuck me. I've never got to grips with that list and although I've ploughed through those more get added ... so the next on the list to see is #193 & the list now runs up to #233... i.e. some 40 guys.
So I'm not available to meet "at the drop of a hat" and a meeting here is a long way off. Therefore if you wish to see me, you'll need to join the "Waiting List" or meet me at a club I'm attending.
N.B. 1) As I have to rub female hormone gel on myself daily they state that no man or child should come near my thighs for 6 hours after application; so any meeting would have to be 4pm or after.
N.B. II) my next door neighbour is the "Neighbour from Hell" and is transphobic and can block our mutual driveway with his car and plant pots. The Police have recommended that nobody should enter into conversation with him and he should be totally ignored.
Further all short messages go straight into my "Junk" box on here which I never read.
A great big thank you to everyone who sent me goodwill messages after my disastrous fall before Christmas 2019. A 3-hour operation in the Coventry & Warwickshire University Hospital repaired my broken hip which now has so much metal in it holding it together.
"Out of Darkness Cometh Light" - Motto of Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club
I did receive a lovely comment about this page, which is appended on the line below:-
"Read through your profile. It's timeless! Absolutely loved it. It's also very inspirational."
I graduated many years ago from St Trinian's school having passed both my 'O' and 'A' levels with flying colours
My 'Little Goody Two-Shoes' halo and tiara which I started out with became tarnished and battered. They eventually fell off, after being 'groomed', in the biggest way possible and now lay irreparably broken in the gutter. The 'Lady' title may have to go!
"Men aren't attracted to me by my mind, they're attracted by what I don't mind" - Gypsy Rose Lee
Are you ready for a trip to my valley for some hot wet fun guys? I'm ready, willing and more than able.
Who wants to get to the bottom of things and strip me down naked and cum inside and play with this extremely badly behaved girl who is always ready for action?. I am a Wolverine and part of the marauding Wolfpack, but In reality I'm nothing but a fuck-toy for real men who want to score. This is my fate and I've accepted that I'm conditioned to give all you boys the pleasure you so crave. Please use my asshole for Your pleasure!
"Good Girls Go to Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere" - Mae West
I visited ME One in Rochester in 2023 and I was told I was such a extremely obedient and good girl for dropping my knickers as strictly ordered for a record 21 times; I have now had my legs spread-eagled by 717 different hot and horny guys bending me over, wanting to get their hands on me, ripping off my panties and enjoy filling me up.
"Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands" - Jayne Mansfield
Would you like to fuck me? Every Lady needs a good fucking!! and this girl is always looking to be fucked and I am an avid cum collector never refusing a load I lap up every drop; can I make you explode everywhere?; so cum on boys stand and deliver your yum up my bum and make the most of me; don't miss out on the fun and my bending over for you.
"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible" - Dalai Lama
I await my next 'drilling', so cum on boys lets have your help in getting these knickers stripped off me so I can open my legs wide for you; as I want you between my legs where you belong.….. and if you see me at any clubs; mine is a Bacardi and coke; so 'bottoms up' so to speak , in more ways than one!
"I am what I am, so take me as I am" - Wolfgang Von Goethe.
Thank you for all the mails too which are a delight to read. I do try to reply to them all, however I do tend to get a sackful, one week in March 2020 I received 280. So please be patient as it is most unlikely that you will get a same day response, indeed at busy times it could be several days and my fingers are getting shorter all the time.
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde
In my other life I can be busy at times so I don't go onto this website daily and I can be out of the country for up to a month at a time; I've been so fortunate with my travels visiting 72 countries. So if I am sent a message which is not responded to; I'm not being impolite, it's just that maybe I haven't read it yet. I do however need a fair bit of notice for meets and it's virtually impossible to arrange a meeting for the same day,
"The world is a book, those who do not travel read only one page" - St Augustine.
My name really is Roberta-Michaela , yes really; I changed it by Deed Poll! Pressure was put on me to disrobe for others gratification and so I acquiesced as I was told there was an empowerment posing in the nude; so you will find some pictures of me totally naked on this profile, except for my heels! A massive thank you to everyone who have been voting for my pictures. I've now been at #1 sixteen times, either in the Mature Babes or XXX charts for a total period of 311 days; I am indebted to you all. However to each and every troll who has voted my picture a '1' I would offer you the following quote from a President of the United States of America.
"You are a rude terrible person" - Donald Trump.
It has been impressed upon me that bottoms are made for spanking; that there is a romance to it and having my bottom spanked will make my life a whole lot better. Apparently spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass. As historian Boyd Hilton said of Whig Prime Minister Viscount Melbourne's personal life "His spanking sessions with aristocratic ladies were harmless, not so the whippings he administered to girls". A brief spanking is one that is rarely remembered. Can I gracefully absorb the blows rained down on my naked posterior as the tone of my cries become more and more strained. Proper spanking leaves marks & bruises and so I will have a black and blue bottom that simply has got to hurt. If you are doing spanking right I won’t be able to sit comfortably for several days , have a sore bottom for several more days and will I think about it every time I sit down for a week.
In the Czech Republic there is a custom where men go from house to house whipping women at Easter, it is said to bring good luck. The Czech prime minister Andrej Babis has appeared in a film whipping his wife to continue this tradition.
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes" - Andy Warhol.
Drinking urine for medicinal purposes has been practiced all over the world for millennia including from ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome. Ancient Indian texts and ancient Chinese documents also describe benefits of drinking urine. While many antique medicine were forgotten the use of urine has enjoyed continued popularity and some believe gives relief from a number of long-term health issues such as asthma, allergies, indigestion and wrinkles. So as I do suffer from Asthma it will help alleviate my condition if you guys use me as a toilet and piss down my throat.
"As a woman my country is the whole world" - Virginia Woolf
If ever there was evidence for not using a condom it was after rereading Professor Stuart Brady's piece on the effects of metal health through using them. So as being fucked without a condom generally leaves you in better mental health than the rest of the population I have gone down this route and so you guys can insert your Raw Cock into my cavity and Bare-Back me as my local health clinic has also put me on Prep. Nothing beats the sensation of a stiff cock in your ass except maybe the feeling of hot, thick cum flooding inside you and then slowly dripping down your leg.
"Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you" - Caster Semenya
I have severely pruned my Guest Book page so now perhaps the most relevant approximate 30 entries are shown and you don't have to keep scrolling through dozens of pages.
I have just had the 7th Anniversary of my joining Chix and I've now had 185,000 hits on my profile page................1,000 Admirers.....and I've visited 24 clubs in total, including ;- Teds 15 times, Sweet Wednesday 12, Touch 10, Candygirls 9, Tropics, Legs, CT19, Lovejoys 7, Amy Janes ,The Greenhouse Luton & The Greenhouse Darlaston 6, Kims Place & The Attic 5, Anabelle's , Pinks Harlow & She World 4, Sauna Sauna 3.
"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything" – Marilyn Monroe
I wear wigs of varying length usually chocolate & honey blond in colour, holdups, heels (up to 5"), thong, mini/micro skirt and my outfit is usually a combination of black and red. In heels I reach up to 6' 2" tall and I'm told that I have nice long legs. I have E cup breasts and do they do tend to bounce around when I run, no wonder the bus driver always waits for me!
"Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet" - Stephen Hawking
I ONLY NOW MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME AT VENUES OR IN STEVENAGE, due to so many time wasters, (at one stage out of 15 'new meets' arranged on here 13 either cancelled or failed to turn up and actually only 28% of guys on Fabguys have actually turned up, this decreases to 27% of guys who have made appointments with me on Chix mail and 14 % of guys from Chix Chat rooms. For the Girls however the number of attendees is 71% on here & 60% on Fabguys!) if you would like to meet me, just ask me, and I will let you know where and what venue I'll be attending that week, or look on my Upcoming Events section. If you wish to meet me I WILL REQUIRE YOUR MOBILE NUMBER & if meeting at my house I will give you a postcode & then you will need to phone me when you are at the 'final destination' (I do not answer withheld numbers) so I can give you the final directions, as I should be able to see you from my house.
"...….. puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars; I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and work all day; I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra ; I wish I'd been a girlie......." - Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Fred Tomlinson.
There are a few hilarious or embarrassing moments that I can recall on my travels:-
A couple of seasons ago I was reading my programme at Molineux in Row 'U' of the Steve Bull Stand as the ground was filling up and I heard a comment from a group of guys "shall we give her one?" and another in the group said "I'd certainly like to give her one!"..... a Double Entendre; as when I looked up they were offering me a sweet!
when I was in Toulouse in 2017 I inadvertently walked over a vent and had a major "Marilyn Monroe" moment...... my knee length flowing skirt was round my head; a good job I hadn't gone out "commando"!!
I had been in Spain with my friend Sindi and so returning to the UK there I was in my wig, blouse, pink & lilac painted nails, skinny jeans, flip flops and carrying my floral raincoat....... no problem through Spanish passport control....... we got to Luton airport........ an official said " do you girls have EU passports" and directed us to the automatic gates and hey presto.... the machine let me in!!!
So could I see Sindi anywhere (she had gone to a different machine & unbeknown to me was having trouble letting her in.... a real girl too!) so I went off to see which carousel the cases were coming on...... and whilst I was gone Sindi appeared, couldn't find me & thought I'd been arrested for having a fraudulent boys passport!
I had been to "Touch" and had caught the GWR class 800 intercity train back from Swindon to Paddington. Looking in my handbag for my ticket so I could exit the automatic gates I inadvertently pulled my knickers out of my handbag as well (I had forgotten to put them back on!) and they fell onto the platform. A charming gentleman picked them up and handed them back to me saying "I think you've dropped these, love!"
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Interests:
Sex, Dressed nights out, Erotic nights in, I am Sub, Daytimes, Evenings, Weekends, Can Accommodate, BDSM / Bondage, Outdoor Fun, Nightclubs, I am a non-smoker, Relationship (casual), Single/Unattached, Mature Admirers / Men, Can Accommodate (Overnight), I am Bottom
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