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The Science Bit
Presence - 5'9
Mass - 14/16
Limbs Lower - 2 - In good working order til you add heels then occasionally wobbly
Limbs Upper - 2 - In good working order til you add nails then occasionally scratchy
Vision Balls - 2 - In good working order til you add alcohol then occasionally blurred
Hair - Asstd lenghths and colours - adjust to taste
Age - Never ask a woman her age....it's soooo rude
Best Assets - Great Tits......and they were only £100 from Doreens!
I'm an acquired taste, i'm wobbly, scratchy and frequently blurred, i'm rude and i cost about £100.....
If you need to know more....you're very nosey!! :-)
The Future Blog Fodder Bit
Probably BNO@PP's March 2013
Hopefully Sparkle 2013
The Blog Bit
Can't believe it's been over a year since i did an update!!
Andrea came over to mine last night, had a fab night drinking and listening to Lorraine (my housemate) & Emma (her best friend) dish the dirt on all the dodgy blokes they date. The wine and Vodka flowed and a cracking night was had by all....hic....
I even made them bacon and egg sarnies for breakfast!!!!!
Haven't been out since Sparkle 2011 due to financial constraints placed on me by our beloved government, but start a new job on Monday with much better wages so to quote Arnie......"I'll be back"
Today i started down the long road of quitting smoking.......so far so good......
Well, what can I say, 2010 has not been a good vintage for me. The worst is over now though, I have my house back and more importantly my life, just waiting for some shitty building society to pay me the money the court order granted me because the bitch threw away 3/4 of my wardrobe, does anybody in this country obey court orders anymore?
Currently redecorating the whole house (recommended by my therapist.....to make it mine again! He made a reference to a tomcat marking his territory lol!!)
so not out to play til 2011 but hoping to get to Feb BNO and the odd weekend in Tranchester.....note to self....i promise to do Club Lash in 2011. I also publicly promise to honour my invite to a certain admirer from here (you know who you are C xxx) round for the drinks i've been promising for waaayyyyyy too long.....baby i'm gonna BLOW your...........mind ;-) Be safe at work babes and i'll see you very soon.xx
Am also gonna be in drastic need of some SERIOUS retail therapy....JACQUI
Have a very merry xmas and a happy and prosperous new year xxxxxxxxx
PS. I reached 25,000 hits yesterday........yaaaaaaayyyyyy
My stress levels are still way too high due to hurricane weston destroying my once peaceful existance, so i decided a weekend of Sarahness was well and truly overdue, I thought about Tranchester for the splendid nightlife and friends to catch up with, but then thought no, lets do something a little different this weekend. So i booked a weekend of pampering at . Arrived Friday evening, a quick change and a trowel of slap to bring Sarah to life, then into Jacqui's salon for manicure, pedicure and nail extensions, a girly giggle and a bottle of wine or three!! Saturday morning was more salon time, for a full leg, back and chest wax, the effects of last night's wine providing the mild anaesthetic needed lol, saturday afternoon was spent trying on loads of fantastic outfits from the rather extensive wardrobe, followed by a couple of hours lazing around in the lincolnshire sunshine........then saturday night.......yaaayyyy......Jacqui organised and played hostess to a fantastic t-party, Along with us two and two of Jacqui's RG friends Colette and Sue, a whole host of chixsters joined us, namely, jacki5cd & Sue, alexkingsley, natasha_clarke, vanessa, & Karine_Williams. The wine was flowing again and it ended up being one of those great nights that you don't expect and never forget. The only downside to the weekend was sunday arrived way too quickly and i had to take a reality check and go back to the dull stuff we all call life.
Well what do i say, i'm not in a good place at the moment, still got major hassle with the gold digger, back in court again in a couple of weeks, hopefully should get my house and life back, did manage to make it out round the village last week tho, was great to catch up with a few old friends Cindy, Jay, Marge, Big Chris & Marky Mark and Elisha, and great to meet a few new friends too in Mark Irish, Davina and Claire, did a mini pub crawl round the village before the compulsory Naps......just got to mention, pre night out went to a trans salon just off the edge of the village called Got to say these girls (Zara, Lisa & Kerry) are fantastic & had a great time getting pampered & waxed, i can highly recommend their services as top class at a great price, i'll be visiting again very soon.
Apologies to Cindy, Jay, Emma, Adara, Nat, Claudia, Misty and all the Manchester Girls & Boys who make me feel so welcome, i've been in hermit mode!! What started out as a beautiful relationship went rapidly southwards.....oh well...shit happens......i'm in the (legal) process of reclaiming my life (and house and property) and when i achieve that i'll be back out in even shorter skirts and higher heels having some fun again. Can't say exactly when that will be but have a bottle of champers at the ready for when she moves out (best before date march 2010!!) NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED SHORTLY!!!
The calm after the storm........just arrived home after my first jaunt to the Whitby Goth Weekend.......and even though i don't profess to be a follower of the darkside i must say what a fun weekend it was, the outfits and people are amazing, i didn't realise how many goth t-girls there are! Spent Saturday evening strolling around Whitby Town centre admiring some fabulous people in fabulous outfits and of course partaking in a few glasses of the falling down stuff......and i feel my out and about in trannyland apprenticeship is well and truly served now as i negotiated the steps down from the west cliff down to the town centre on 3" heels without a foot out of place!! I think the pub we went in was called the dolphin and being the sole t-girl in there did raise a cursory glance or two but not a bitchy comment from anyone and quite a few compliments to boot.
Fresh back from another one of those mad weeks charging around the country.
It started with a quick hop over the pennines to see my new RG friend foxy roxy, what was intended to be a single girly nite in on Tuesday turned into a 5 day marathon which finished back in Mancs on Saturday afternoon, Tues was a giggle just chillin with a bottle of wine or three!! Weds brought a hangover and a fun night in Naps, sober i may add....ME SOBER...WTF was that all about.....i was driving, so alcohol free all evening, and driving in 4" heels is a challenge too! Quick note to the lovely Jay West......check my pics hun, i was dancin yaaayyy......hang on......I don't do dancin......the words me dancin and sober have never been used in the same sentence before lol.
Thurs afternoon i managed to get an appointment to see my bestest friend in Planet Trannyland Tanya aka Cindydom, jeez girl you need to be doing 1000mph to catch up with you....still luv ya tho xx
Friday lunch saw us heading off down the M6 towards Fenny Stratford and the Camp Bar for you know what!
If you happened to see a bloke stood outside the Campanile in jeans and a sweater wearing a gorgeous pair of silver sandals and frosted pink toenails...that was me haha.......
BNO was big fun as usual Emma 31 and Adara were in fine fettle as always, though Miss Morgan requesting a live phone link to hear my screams as Roxy waxed off some of my unwanted bodyhair was a little unfair i thought, hope you didn't record that ya minx!! it was nice to bump into Michelle 9 too, haven't seen you for ages girl....where you been hiding? I also had the pleasure of meeting Marie forever too. This months absentees were Cindydom, JayWest & Lil Emm, (stashing the cash for Gran Canaria Pride next month) NJ, Misty, Hollie, Jessica 64, Claudia, the infamous and AWOL KK & Amandagoth....you lot were all missed.....and no Olympic Salad at the Lil Chef this time....booooooo...........hope to catch up with you all at Sparkle. TTFN
A sombre return to Watford on Tuesday to attend to the funeral of my blokey macho fast red sporty sweedish wheels with a quick stop off at Castle Donnington en route to order a rather foxy funky little French number that has much more of a girly aurora to it...........maybe even get some pink accessories for her............jeez £8000 on a tranny accessory............think i need to see my thearpist!
“Normal service will be resumed as soon as i can escape from the funny farm!”
I’m sooooo confused!
How is it that, chasing up and down the country like a woman possessed, changing from boy to girl and vice versa 3 times, trashing more hotel rooms than yer average rock star and watching my car disappear in a cloud of spontaneous combustion, can be so much fun?
I need a long lie down in a darkened room.
Jodie’s basement looks very appealing right now!!
It all started on Weds 8/10/08 with a quick trip over the pennines for a lazy afternoon lunch with Manchesters bestest mobile t-girl hairdresser Nickybe, then the onward journey took me to my regular base camp at ‘Chateau Cindydom’ a leisurely de-drab to ab fab then off into the night for a few refreshments around the Village, a quick big up to a few new friends, Carla (Chinadoll76)& Bev, foxy cool chix the both of ya. Two crazy Liverpool lasses whose names escape me for now. Elisha and all the usual weds night Naps crew.
Fri 10/10/08 Cindy & i took to the M6 for a trip to Doreens for a bit of retail therapy, then en route to the Campanile my car chucked a hissyfit , started smoking and died a quick and painfully expensive death! OUCH! Made it to the Campanile in good time though, two coffees and a makeover later we’re in the camp bar minglin and drinkin with the crazy gang, big hello to Emma31, Adara, Amanda & Jessica, Misty, NJ, Claudia, Holly, Sam, Emily the Alien, Brandie and not forgetting my favourite partners in crime, Cindydom, Little Em, Jay West & Michelle9. BNO was fab as per usual and the Haloween girls were amazing.
Saturday morning found us all in the lil chef cramming low calorie Olympic breakfasts down our throats before the long journey back oop north, and no nail varnish Miss West...TUT.... The staff there must think were all nutters, bless em.
Happy birthday Hollie. Xxx
Saturday night found us back in Mancs again, straight to Naps as we were late out but still a great night in the company of Cindy, Jay, Lil Em & Michelle. More hello’s to Louise, Nic, Honeydew Jane K and all the other foxy felines in the party crowd. Thanks to you all for making Sat a fantastic night, you’re all special, except for the malaka outside the pizza shop, you were a knobhead.
Hello Mr Nice Bank Manager Sir, can I have a new car please!!!!!
Travelled over to Manchesters five star B&B 'Chateau Cindydom' to embark on an afternoon and evening of girlyness,and have to say I was pleasantly surprised at the very reasonable roomrate of £8.50 Plus VAT, though the blonde receptionist was a little OTT with the sarcastic wit......I never did understand Scouse anyway!
The afternoon company was exquisite, with Cindy in her usual fine form and meeting the delicious Michelle9 for the first time. After a quick trowel load of slap and the usual casual attire of a denim mini, footless opaques and flipflops we greeted the lovely Nickybe into the madhouse for an afternoon of hairstyling, and i have to say girls, if anyone in Manchester needs a t-friendly mobile hairdresser we can highly recommend Nickybe, she did a fantastic job, was extemely good company, and the rates are very affordable too.....10/10 Top Girl.
The evening was spent mostly in Naps, where it was great to meet up with some old friends, JayWest, Little Emm, Emma31, Adara, Big Chris and others whose names escape me due to the early onset of sinility, as usual the mead was flowing freely and a great night was had by all...I think!!
Next stop on the UK tranny tour of 2008....Manchester 8th & 9th Oct, Milton Keynes 10th Oct returning to Manchester 11th Oct. Missing ya Kittykat mmmeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwww
Made the long trek down to MK for BNO 35/GNO1? with my good friend Cindydom and as usual had a fab nite in the company of the Delicious Divas that are Jay West, Cindy, Little Emm, Nat Jones and Holly, PP's was a little quieter than usual this month, guess everyone's saving for Sparkle, still a great nite tho and managed to get a little more tipsy than usual!! Oops!! Looks like i'm missing Sparkle this year due to work, how crap is that!
Yet another fantastic night out in Tranchester in the company of Cindy,Jay & Big Chris, huge thanks to Cindy for the hospitality, an endless supply of coffee, laughs and what AM I going to wear girly strops!! I'll even forgive you for making me go outside for a ciggie!! You are a lil gem Cindy, don't ever change cos you're perfect as you are.
Hi to all the girls i met in Naps, all your names are a bit fuzzed up (god i'm useless with names) those i can remember are Fanny, Sammi (Sale) Linda (RG) Carol and Danny and to the rest i apologise for being so forgetful. I'm always amazed at how friendly and welcoming everyone is, gawd bless you all.
Well, after nearly two years of umming and arring i've eventually decided on a name change, i set up my profile on here as Jayne and my profile on that other site as Sarah as i couldn't decide which name i liked best, eventually Sarah emerged victorious.
Big hugs to KittyKat, sorry to hear about your poorly paw, hope it gets better very soon pussycat, looking forward to meeting up with you in a couple of weeks, its been ages.
Still recovering from a fabulously late night @ BNO in the company of the gorgeous Cindy, the campanile was big fun as per usual and it was nice to meet a few of the regulars, so big hugs go to Emily Kaye, Gorgeous Rachel, Robyn, Nicky Satin and our fab hostess Jennifer English, was great to meet you, and to many other whose names have been fuzzed up by too much alcohol, big HIYA GAWJUSS to Amandagothangel and Jessica64, nice to catch up with you again, Steff the dutch waitress/bartender @ the campanile YOU ARE A STAR and its such a shame you're moving on, you will be missed by many, so good luck with whatever you do, we all love you. An added bonus for me this time was a rather entertaining late late breakfast @ the little chef in the company of the formidable foxy felines that are Mandymunch, Mandy Leitz, Natalie Jones, Amandagoth, Jessica64, Cindy and Claudia, i felt left out cos i was the only boy without nail varnish on!! boo hoo!!
Message to the AWOL Girls, namely JayWest, Emma, Adara and Kittykatt, hope you've all got notes from your parents to explain your absence.
Cindy has broken her brand new puter, flashing box on the screen says 'NO INPUT SIGNAL'
I'm no tekkie or anyfing but i think if you press the 'ON' button it should cure that lil problem hunni!! Theres a blonde joke in there somewhere!!
OMG what a week that was, a fun night out in Naps on weds, big HI to Stacey and Chrissy, i'll be back in Naps soon, and an awesome first BNO for me last nite, aided and abetted by my two favourite girlie buddies Jay and Tanya, and to the rest of the gang namely Emma31, Adara Morgan, Amandagothangel, She Ra, KittyKat Meeeoooowwww, Natterlie and Debbiit it was so great to meet you all, and to nick last nights fav saying "Youre all GAWJUSS!!" And i've finished the week off with a big smile as i just reached the 10,000 hits mark, Thank you all....mmwwwwaaaahhhh...xxxxxx
PS A BIG bout of congratulations go out to me good mate Cindydom aka Tanya aka BIIAATCH for reaching TOPBABE status
I'm hoping to be out and about again round the village on weds 10/10 and BNO @ PPs 12/10, come say hi. xxx
1 whole year on a diet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i've impressed myself with a bit of application and dedication.
The official stats are:
On 02/09/06 i weighed in @ 15.73 Stones......or.....99.9kg......or....220.28lbs
On 02/09/07 i weighed in @ 13.23 Stones......or.....84.0kg......or....185.22lbs
Thats a loss of 2.50 Stones......or.....15.9kg......or......34.98lbs
Here's hoping i can do similar in the forthcoming year.
Took my first steps out and about in the village last nite, i have to say a huge humbling thank you to everyone i met, you were all so kind and amazingly welcoming, sorry, cant remember many names, i'm a bimbo like that, but you know who you were and i luv you all for the friendly welcome and fantastic atmosphere, and to the guy at the bar in Naps who pinched my bum, YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS!! hehe (luv ya for it tho xx).
Even bigger thanx and hugz to Jay and Tanya for stepping in at short notice and chaperoning/babysitting me and showing me round. Above and beyond the call of duty that was. Luv ya both.
And to the cute blonde gg with the amazing gravity defying clevage who gave me a peck on the cheek and a rather nice compliment. Gawd bless ya girl. XXX I WANT PUPPIES LIKE YOURS!!
The Ramble Bit
time to update my profile, sorry haven't been around here as much recently, i have been re-discovering myself with the help of Evi & Nicky and have discovered a whole new side to me, a normal everyday girl who likes to shop and party!
I have also discovered dieting, i eat and drink anything i fancy except no junk food or fry-ups and have lost a stone in 11 weeks, yaaaayyy! Might even do some exercise soon!!! Size 12 here i come!
Although i'm a very private girl i feel a night out on the town is needed and BNO looks soooo much fun, so when we eventually get our bums into gear and get ourselves down to PP's do come and say hi, it would be so nice to chat to some of the peeps i've met here.
I still need more friends so mail me for a chat
ttfn. Sarah xx
Now been dieting 7 months and lost over 2st..yaaaaaaayyy!!
The weightloss has slowed down somewhat tho so i may have to get the jogging suit out again!!.....bboooooooooo!!
Pics from the gorgeous Cossack6, Can highly recommend him Girls, a real diamond, makes you feel very special, and takes greats pics too. Thanks Cossack. xxx
PS........The reason my response stats look so awful is i don't answer one-liners.........if you can't be bothered to make an effort, neither can i..........i also delete admirers if they don't have pics/face pic on their profile........sorry.
The Funny Bit
A man met a beautiful girl, and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together in her apartment.
In the morning before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".
On the way to the office, the man regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note saying:
Please find enclosed a check for the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the full agreed amount because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied
2. There was plenty of heat, and
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord."
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quietened down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take another step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well andhappily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more and expect less.
NOW............ Enough of that crap........
The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite became infected and the farmer eventually died in agony when his wound turned septic.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
A turkey was chatting with a bull,
"I'd love to be able to get to the top of that tree" Sighed the turkey..."But I haven't got the energy"..
"" Well why dont you nibble on some of my droppings,, they're full of nutrients"" says the bull...
The turkey pecked on some of the dung and found it gave him enough energy to fly to the lowest branch..
The next day he ate some more and reached the second branch...
Finally after the fourth day he was proudly sat at the top of the tree..
He was promptly spotted by the farmer, who shot him out of the tree...
Moral of the story.....
Bullshit might get you to the top,, but it wont keep you there!!!!!!!!!!!
The History Bit
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My Review of 2007~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ Best Bit ~
Meeting and Partying til 4am with a fabulous bunch of girls at October BNO
~ Worst Bit ~
Finding out i had to work on Dec 22nd so i couldnt get to Kittykatt's B/day Bash
~ Biggest Acievement ~
Finally getting out and about round Mcr & PP's
~ Biggest Disapointment ~
Not doing the above earlier!!
~ Personal Highpoint ~
Sticking to my diet and losing 35lbs
~ Personal Lowpoint ~
Watching as McLaren blew Lewis Hamiltons chance of being World Champion.
~ Favourite Random Act of Kindness ~
Buying a homeless guy fish and chips, then sharing mine with his dog, the look on his face said it all.
~ Favourite Scare Myself Shitless Moment ~
Walking out of the hotel door in broad daylight for my first visit to Naps.
~ Personal Goals for 2008 ~
To lose that last couple of Kilo's so my tummy is flat for the first time since 1993!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Review of 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry...couldn't be arsed to review 2008...was too busy having fun ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Review of 2009 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ Started off really well...had a few nights round M/cr & MK ~
~ Met an RG who told me she loved me being Sarah...started a relationship ~
~ Went to WGW..had a fab time ~
~ Made the mistake of letting her move in with me ~
~ First month was great...................... ~
~ The rest has been shite..................... ~
~ Turns out she wants all my money and my house.........oooo errrrrr.... ~
~ UNFORTUNATELEY I'm quite a feisty girl & i'll NOT take any SHITE ~
~ Watch This Space ~
~ Normal Service WILL be resumed Shortly ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Review of 2010 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ Don't Even Go There Girl........It was shite with a capital S ~
~ BUT....my legal peeps did the biz..had her evicted from my house ~
~ won the case against her with costs so she's now £13000 worse off ~
~ Wish I had all that cash!!! ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My Hopes For 2011 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ I hope 2011 is better than 2010 & 2009 ~
~ Well 2011 & 2012 have quiet for me, nice and relaxing though.
~ I start a new job on Mon 1/10/2012 so my finances will improve
~ Look out for me getting out & about at the regular haunts in 2013
The Blah Blah Politically Correct Legal Disclaimer Bit
Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects- You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures, without my written consent, in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications, and if you don't believe me see my review of 2010.
Love to you all Sarah xxx
Thanks for all the lovely votes, you are all so kind xxxxx
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