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Hi I'm Penny, originally from England, but now living in the sunshine in South Carolina, USA. I left behind the bright lights of Milton Keynes in 2019 for a new life in the United States, and while it’s not quite as handy for Pink Punters, I'm enjoying my new surroundings. Be great to keep in touch with friends back in the UK, but I’m also looking to make some new friends with local girls in and around the Carolinas too.
My journey into crossdressing developed from kinky roleplay when my missus decided to dress me up in a maid outfit one day. Something just clicked in my head and I was hooked. Suddenly had the urge to step things up 12 years ago, and I think I may finally be getting the hang of this trannying lark at last.
I like to go out and about, usually to the Capital Club and PT's here in Columbia, or Club One in Savannah, GA. I will also be getting back to the UK for a visit at some point in the future. Pink Punters is my venue of choice over there, but I do get around to other places too. I've been to Candygirls, Wayout and LFF quite a few times, been to the wonderful Magic Theatre, and had some amazing weekends at Sparkle.
I can also be found in my shiniest of shiny latex at Fetish clubs... most recently Torture Garden. I do enjoy Torture Garden, although they seem to emphasise the torturing a lot more than the gardening. In fact there wasn't any gardening at all, which is probably just as well as no one wants to see Alan Titchmarsh in arseless leather chaps and a body harness.
So tell me about yourself, the voices in my head are saying. Well, I'm very tall.... 6ft 4 without heels, so my chances of passing are limited to people with guide dogs and white sticks. I'm well into middle age which means I've stopped giving a rats arse what people think about me. This is really quite liberating and helps immensely with the too tall to pass thing. I wear a size 10 US dress, although I can squeeze into a size 8 skirt. It's a battle to stay slim, and I'm essentially a huge fat guy trapped in a thin girl's body. Well, a thin girl with a penis and detachable tits. Hair is interchangeable, but I tend to be more blonde these days even though brunette is closer to my natural hair colour.
I usually do the makeup and pics myself, but I did have a professional makeover with the fabulous Cindy at BoysWillBeGirls a few years ago just to see how it's done properly. That's when I realised my own efforts at makeup look like a child stabbing themselves in the face with crayons and pens. While I thoroughly enjoyed my makeover, I do prefer to have my own style and do it myself even if the look isn't quite as polished.
When I started this malarkey I was only into fetishwear, hence the shiny part of my name, although I do have a more varied wardrobe these days. I still like to squeeze into some super tight latex but I'm just at home in regular girl clothes too. Being full time is not for me as I like being a guy too. I only really dress up for the shits and giggles. Actually, more for the giggles than the shits. I definitely don’t want the shits.
I do seem to fall between two stools though when I'm out and about (not literally, I mean age wise... I'm not that much of a lush) as I'm too old for the cool kids, and not old enough for the mature ladies. Not sure where all you hot middle aged girls are, but I'm always looking for a partner in crime. When I say partner in crime, I'm thinking more like a couple of cougars having a girls night out rather than holding up a 7-Eleven with a sawn-off shotgun.
For 99% of the time I'm just a regular middle aged geezer plodding through life, but every now and then I get to unleash my girly alter ego and be someone way more exciting.
Rather than write a huge blog of what I'm up to, just pick any one of each of the following and make it up yourself:
OMG, had an amazing night out at....
The Capital Club / PT's / Pinks / Mecca bingo
with.....
pretty princesses / middle aged cougars on the prowl / the pissed up hen night crowd / a strange Latvian taxi driver
I was wearing....
a short dress / a slutty dress / a short and slutty dress / a dress so short and slutty that even a Bulgarian hooker would think twice about wearing it
It was so funny when that girl....
was sick all over her shoes / fell down the stairs / started a fight / threw a 12 inch dildo at the barman
I was throwing some shapes on the dancefloor....
like a demented windmill / waving my hands in the air like I just don't care / like it was the 1990's again / doing whatever the tranny equivalent of dad dancing is
We were done at 5am when I was....
passed out in the park / taken into custody / sitting on the pavement sobbing into a kebab / handcuffed to a radiator in a hotel room I'd never seen before
Your COGIATI result value is: Total Bollocks. Which means that you fall within the following category:
COGIATI classification: 3 parts cheesecake, 1 part giraffe. 4% Bulgarian, 2% tequila
Some of the emails I get are.... shall we say, interesting! Just to save time, here's my email FAQ:
1) If you are typing one handed and wanking into a sock, I don't need to know. In fact you'll probably already be done before you hit send.
2) 'I know you don't like admirers but...' seems to be a common opener and won't get you anywhere, although it's not as bad as 'I want to be balls deep in you'.
3) If you're under 25, then you should be aware that I'm old enough to be your mum, so your text speak and witty bants will be lost on me. Much the same as my 1980's cultural references will be lost on you. Now go tidy your room or you're not getting any tea.
4) No I don't want to see a picture of your cock. If I want to see one I can look at my own.
5) Well done Mr Male Admirer, you go to the gym and have muscles like the Hulk. I'm still not interested!
6) 'I just gave you all 10s' Well, you didn't because my ratings are turned off. Unless of course you wrote it down and attached the piece of paper to a carrier pigeon. Fly my pretties!
7) 'Can you dress me up and give me a free makeover?' Erm... it's tempting to let you stretch out all my clothes while trying them on, but I think I'm busy that day.
8) I no longer live near Pink Punters, so a night out there for me will involve an 8000-mile round trip. If you message asking if I want to go with you tonight it might be a bit of a stretch.
9) Yes, I'm now located in the Deep South of the United States. No, it isn't like a cross between Deliverance and The Dukes of Hazzard.
10) I don't care how much you want to pay me, I don't want to kick you in the knackers!
11) For the guy that wants to come round with duct tape, 2 cucumbers, a giant purple dildo and some chopped liver... I'm so glad you don't know where I live!
I have a multitude of pics and videos on Flickr, and for the kinksters I'm also on Fetlife. I'm not on Instagram, Facebook, or any adult contact sites... if you see my pics on any of those, it will not be me.
The secret phrase this week is 'banana fritters'... If you message me, put it in the subject line so that I can tell if you've read my profile.
I love being on Chix and it's been amazing getting to know so many fantastic people. Thank you to everyone who has mailed me, chatted, spoken to me out and about or left comments on my guestbook, it really is appreciated.
Penny
xx
Interests:
Cross-dressing, Fetish clothing, Rubber, Pvc, Boots, Stockings / Suspenders, Lingerie, Leather Skirt/Dress, Full Makeup, I am Sub, High Heels, No Male Admirers Please!, BDSM / Bondage, Uniforms, Gloves, Corsets, Satin/Silk, I am a non-smoker, Movies / Cinema, Music Festivals / Gigs, Holidays / Travel, Cosplay / Costumes, Dresses, Skirts, Leggings
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