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Well now into year 20 on Chix and the most important thing I have discovered is friendship. I love my friends from here all over the UK and Europe ..Amazing genuine people who I will love forever xxxx.
You wade though unending bullshit to find the diamonds and the diamonds are my friends :)
It really is simple to join this club...be friendly, be genuine and don't try and play games. Just engage socially and see what a little effort and patience can bring.
Be you, be confident and if you are intelligent, single and sexy well Hello :)
Many people are afraid to be who they are or who they want to be. There is always a network of love and friendship to guide you. All you need to do is reach out and speak.
NB: I DO NOT SPEAK TO ADMIRERS WITHOUT FACIAL PICS ON THIS SITE SO IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE YOU WILL BE IGNORED :) In addition if you just say hi or hello without something that awakens my interest then silence...seemples..clearly nobody reads anything !!
I am petite 5 2 and now fully know who I am. A confident, sexually aware, about town girl who cannot abide bullshit from online idiots.
So if you like this petite, bi, green eyed blonde/redhead/ brunette...whatever ! lol then contact me ! I am very quick witted so be on your toes....All pix recent and full face so what you see is what you get :) If you have no pic on profile or scrub your face out then forgive me for declining to chat to you and I do NOT entertain people who cheat on their partners.
Very understanding and often meet up with new 'girls' to help build their confidence. I have my own house so I can accommodate easily.
I am very sub so will meet interesting guys in terms of sex as long as they are witty, intelligent, considerate and can hold a decent conversation and I have met some lovely admirers and do like their company.
Ideally an Admirer should fall into the following categories:
Own a Vineyard
Have won a Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival
Not play Golf
Not own a BMW, Mercedes or Audi
Have an account with Agent Provocateur or similar
Music I adore and 'Salva Mea' by Faithless should be the anthem for all the girls.......very intense, emotional and wicked ! Listen to the words ! But for getting ready to go out then a bit of Taylor Swift and 'Shake if Off' with obligatory hairbrush :)
Special friends in no particular order as Dermot O'Leary would say: Steph, Cherrie, Bev, Tasha, Amanda, Charlotte, Helen, Mandy J, Jilly, Jane D, Rachael, Verity, Tanni, Juliette, Sophie, Julia, Lisa, Sarah, Gem, Diane, Jemma, Pippa, Paula, Tamara, Allison, Julie, Janie, Susan, Charlie, Charlotte, Jill, Tanya, Emma, Donna, Gloria, Claire, Tyra, Roxy and Dave..you have all been very special to me over my time here.
RIP Cherrie. You inspired me to become who I wanted to be.
I enjoy life to the full when I can in every aspect and I am a very well travelled bird. Remember there is no point in living if you can't feel alive !
If you want to understand me and how my mind works see below.
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby you were born this way
No matter gay, straight, or bi,
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track baby
I was born to be brave
Lady Gaga 2011
or for you rockers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUnwnAKuuw
and I just remembered this Gloria Gaynor gem which sums me up perfectly::
I am what I am
I don't want praise I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not try to see things from a different angle
Your life is a shame
Do you can shout out I am what I am
Do you can shout out I am what I am
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
I am what I am
I am what I am
TV CHIX SATNAV APP:
There is new TV Chix SatNav App for one word users in the chat rooms. It is great...instead of asking Liverpool or Manchester just use the App and it will tell you where these cities are and give you more time to start a meaningful conversation :)
To all the girls sing this to the tune of American Pie..... Tranny anthem :)
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How my dressing used to make me smile
I used to take every chance
to slip into my tranny trance
And then I would be happy for a while
But one day I did discover
that I had found a genuine lover
The news was such a big shock
I really did prefer a big cock
I can't remember if I cried
When I had my first full blown ride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the real me arrived
So bye bye I'll not miss being a guy
Lost my cherry after a bevvy
With a good looking guy
So come on all you should give it a try
Cos this will be the way till I die
This will be the way till I die
The Parable of the Beans
Just been sorting out all my various beans in the kitchen cupboard...not as easy as one would hope !
The Branston ones are fairly pissed off cos they wanted the same label as Heinz and the Sainsbury's own brand are arguing that they are real beans, just like Heinz, but slightly cheaper. The Heinz Beans are standing their ground and refusing to share the same shelf as the others as they say they are just part time newcomers, who are not real beans or ever have any intention of becoming real beans and are therefore inferior.
My Mexican refried beans are sick of being seen only as some slutty version of real beans
and want to let the world know this.
I have told them they are all beans in my eyes at which point the green beans had a fight over whether they should be cut or sliced . The broad beans as ever just sat silently in the dark corner of the cupboard waiting to be loved.
As for my Brazilian coffee beans they have their own website with a subscription so they are not complaining
Thank God you don't get any of this nonsense with people !!!!!!
How to be a successful Admirer
Imagine a chat room is a bar full of people you don’t know. You look around and see some people you think you like so what do you do ? You cannot suddenly expect a private room in the bar to appear so you can hive off somebody you like from their friends. You have to SOCIALISE. You have to engage in the chat and impress with your personality and wit and make the people you like talk to you because you are worth talking too.
Be prepared to make fun of yourself and not be sensitive as this is the toughest bar crowd you will ever encounter who generally do not like people like you as 90% are proven assholes.
Make friends with people…engage and make them be interested in you and that will be because you are fun, friendly and over time can be considered trustworthy. Don’t come into a chat room pissed and expect somebody to meet you that night. If you are desperate for sex then there are loads of escort services available everywhere. We are not free escorts just looking for sex. We are real people who meet only real and genuine people who interest us.
The admirers who end up meeting people are the ones who understand this and go to events and chat like adults. In other words they behave like human beings. I hid this away in my profile deliberately to see if anybody actually reads whole profiles.
Harry Potter and The Wizards Sleeve
Harry was the ultimate closet stuck as he was in his cupboard under the stairs wondering why his Uncle Vernon was such a sad, evil and miserable fat bastard and vaguely reminiscent of the gay guy Uncle Monty from ‘Withnail and I’.
He had occasionally stolen his Aunt’s cast off tights and secreted them in what he liked to call his ‘Chamber of Secrets’ not realising that this would in fact be the title of the second book he would become involved in the mind of a penniless single mother from Edinburgh who used to frequent coffee shops with her bawling child.
His life seemed pointless and without hope until Uncle Vernon took him away to a strange lighthouse, which in any other circumstance would have been a red flag to social services. Suddenly the lighthouse door burst open to reveal a giant figure with a pink frilly umbrella carrying a cake, which even Harry in his innocence thought was decidedly camp.
Hidden in the vaguely manicured hands of Hagrid (Minerva at the weekends) was an invitation to attend Trannywarts School of Make up and Lingerie, which would lead him into a new world of exciting yet dangerous expectations.
Three months later Harry found himself at Kings Cross Station looking for the elusive Platform Heels 9 and ¾ which any self respecting Tranny would have just said were impossible. As he arrived at Trannywarts he was hurried by a woman looking uncannily like Miss Jean Brodie to the main hall where he had to face the trial by Leslie Phillips in a deliciously ‘ding dong Nurse Bell’ kind of voice last heard in a 1961 rather poor Doctor in the House film.
There were four houses. Shoveitin .... domain of the dom Tranny Wizards. Hufflepuff which was self explanatory, Ravenclaw....the bitches domain and finally Gryffindor which was seemingly just full of ginger mingers, but which for some reason attracted him.
Chapter 2 shortly
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING PIECE
And deep in Trans Middle Earth seven rings were forged and there was one ring to rule them all…..
One day a particularly ugly looking girl called Smee-gal was wrestling with a truck driver by a river near a service station just off the M1 near Nottingham, when she spotted something shiny in the water. Thinking she had dropped her I phone in a brief moment of passion involving the words ugh and sorry that does not usually happen she plunged into the water and grabbed the ring, which gave her an unbelievable sense of power so she got out….kicked the truck driver in the balls and headed home.
Being blonde she lost both her hair and the ring after a while and slunk off into the hills where she became a schizophrenic occasionally emerging to call everybody precious like some Mancunian barmaid with a big bust.
Meanwhile Dildo Baggins 69, a petite girl with unusually large and hairy feet requiring size 11 heels found the ring, but after several years entrusted it to Wizard Wand in A dress (8 inch uncut and able to accommodate) who liked to be called Mary in private when in his favourite grey sackcloth number.
He realised that in order to get into Mount Doom, the 3rd floor of Club Mordor, that he would need a more convincing looking T-Hobbit so engaged the services of Frodo Girl 71 (own hair and very pretty naturally…except for the feet)…she had some girlfriends called Pippa, Sammy and Marry and some rather good looking admirers called Arrogant, Borrowmore, a dwarf called Sneezy and a dashing elf girl called Leggy Lass 007.
The T Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey
Dildo Baggins sat staring in the mirror wondering what to try and do with her awful 80’s style hair. She had just finished shaving her feet for the third time that day and bemoaned the fact that in The Shire there were no shops that did size 13 heels.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door and she was confronted by that old Queen Gandalf, who kept coming out in support of brave gay Hobbits on Shire TV’s reality show ‘The H Factor’. He was accompanied by a strange array of short people with the worst make up Dildo had ever seen so she handed out some leaflets on makeovers and sat down around the table with an assortment of queens and dwarfs some of whom looked strangely familiar.
There was the handsome Irish one off the vampire show ‘Being Dwarf’ and then there was the loud Northern Ireland dwarf from ‘Cold Feet’. Suddenly Queen Gandalf stood up in in that booming voice with a slight camp twist announced that there was a journey to undertake to find the pot of gold of the ‘Bearded Maori’ admirer and yet again a fucking ring…what’s all the fuss about fucking rings thought Dildo…go to a jeweller.. job done she thought !
Queen Gandalf droned on for ages about the new quest which would of course involve orcs and giant creatures and Hammer Wizards casting spells and she could not help thinking that all she wanted to do was log on to TV Hobbit Chix and find a playmate who would caress her feet and fumble with her stocking tops.
But no Queen Gandalf insisted that they had to go on some sort of male bonding quest through the mountains just so as the Lord of the Elves, Elron Jackson, could make enough money to buy a Pacific island.
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