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n1ckymar1e
Queen of the Uglies

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Last Visited:     18 September, 2024
Registered:     25 January, 2006
Location:     Rhyl, Denbighshire, Wales


 



Profile:
Transgender

Favorite Look:
General / Everyday wear


Hello.

I am Nicky.
I am tall. And wide. But not long.
I measure 3ft from my tits to my knees. Add in the head, shoulders, and lower legs and I make it up to a mighty 6 feet. But only two legs. Go figure.
My hair is brown and generally wiggy in nature. And currently on a stand in the corner of my bedroom.
As you can see from my pictures, I'm uglier than a yoghurt pot full of very small Shane McGowans.

Things wot I like
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Ronaldo (Cristiano)
Blank cheques
The Borrowers
Antibodies
Orgasms
Microwaves
False boobs

Things wot I don't like
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Ronald (McDonald) - Doesn't he realise how stupid he looks in that daft wig and them stupid clothes? Er, hang on...
Blank profiles
The Lenders
Aunty Gladys (Why does she smell of wee?)
Organisms
Tidal waves
False teeth

Anyone who sends me a picture of their dick will receive a picture of mine in return. Be warned. It ain't pretty. My ex cried the first time she saw it. And she was blind.

Don't have much else to say. Except...

I tried to buy Dido from the tvchix shop, but all they sent me was a rubber cock. And it doesn't sing. Gutted.


Interests: Wigs, Full Makeup, High Heels, Attached



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